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My name is Indy, I'm 20 years old, 100% MAN, and I haven't read Goosebumps in ten years.
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bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

Tagged: #birdy

erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 

"oh, what a cool store!"
“you’re a cool store.”

An actual thing I said to a customer.

Posted 2 days ago With 1 note

don’t you just love it when friends don’t invite you to things?

isn’t that just the greatest feeling the the world

Posted 3 days ago With 3 notes

Tagged: #fav

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

Posted 3 days ago With 48,670 notes

Tagged: #slothe #slothes

heyitsmeindy:

guess who bought a skeleton

me

Posted 4 days ago With 22 notes

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

Posted 4 days ago With 653,678 notes

Tagged: #heck yeah

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