update: I read a goosebumps book again
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"oh, what a cool store!"
“you’re a cool store.”
An actual thing I said to a customer.
don’t you just love it when friends don’t invite you to things?
isn’t that just the greatest feeling the the world
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
guess who bought a skeleton
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
Tagged: #heck yeah