kyleraynxr:

twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

paxamericana:

hamberders

hi, it’s my birthday

sixthrock:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

taako-waititi:

annehackaway:

whatdoyoumeantheresonly3episodes:

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

athenavine:

aaaaa42:

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.

eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

valkyrieraisingcain:

heatandapathy:

This user is still gaining porn bot followers

This user has seen an increase in porn bot followers.

neilnevins:

fuggu:

he dropped his eyes

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

babylonian:

little john……..

ciriofcintras:

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

gdi-fridays:

systemshocker:

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

rocket-ringtail-raccoon:

Aww Rocket and Peter got a couples Valentine card ❤💖