update: I read a goosebumps book again
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people will not mess w/ u if they can tell you have Powers, cool powers and can shoot light ning and maybe shoot blood from a the eye like a cool toad
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
I took my sister to a farm a few weeks ago and they had these alpacas and one of them was named Something Special and all he did was sniff poop
then while we were watching he did this
and he did that a few times
he sure was something special
I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR THAT BUT I WAS WRONG
with the almighty fred
where’s the ant farm
wallace takes acting funds
who’s this arm for?
what’s this arm for?
where’s the archery field?
why’s tom acting funny?
willy the ant farmer
A guy just told me his wedding ring was a skateboard bearing. Incredible.